DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”
So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao
you should probably get that checked out
The worst thing is being too sick to do anything but not sick enough to not get bored
imagine if real life worked like tumblr where if you decided you didn’t like someone you could click a button and you would never see or hear from them again
restraining orders
oh
murder
-Waterbending-Earthbending
-Firebending
-Airbending
-Using the force
-Telekenisis
-Flying
-The Matrix
-Alchemy
-Kamehameha
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Shapeshifting
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Opening purgartory
-Turning into a green rage monster
-Being a synthesized voice program
-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel
-Dialing 42 42 564
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
